Spaceteam is a Game You Must Play Before the iPhone Zombie Apocalypse
Have you ever missed the breathing, real-life existence of your friends, so you invited them to get together and everyone stared at their mobile devices?
I have a solution: yell “Spaceteam, assemble!” When your friends look at you like a Hydra head has sprouted out of your neck, just tell them to download the app.
It is best played in a bar or any public venue where the stakes for embarrassment are optimal. Go boldly where no geek has gone before or go home, basically.
To not spoiler-ruin your n00b afterglow, I will only drop a few hints. You will shout vague things at each other. Your controls and commands will change. You will know the good, serviceable fit of a red shirt.
Download this shout-and-click game now. Or before the EMPs hit and wipe all smartphone technology.
Spaceteam for iPhone and iPad
Requires iOS 5.0 or later
(Illustration by lilsuika.deviantart.com)
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CHRIS Allo! I'm Chris. I wish I lived in Tokyo DisneySea's Mermaid Lagoon. I collect weird, offensive kitsch. Anything involving the following is fine by me: lingerie, Disney, makeup, Batwoman, wiggle dresses, chibis, logic puzzles, French things, group cosplay, Oracle, and Veronica Lake's curls. http://twitter.com/doctorwhew
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