Mastodon fans have everything coming up Milhouse these days with the release of their follow up to ‘Curl Of The Burl’ which features the artwork of lowbrow punk rock artist, Tim Biskup. You may know Tim’s work from ‘The Jackson 500′ series published by Dark Horse Books but even if you don’t, you’ll be sure to appreciate his dark surrealism in the video for ‘Dry Bone Valley’ (keep reading to watch it).

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Hey look! It’s our fav lil space invader! Only this time he’s not so cute. No, not at all. Actually it’s f’n terrifying. Can you imagine row upon row upon row of these scary sonsofbitches slowly coming down on you? I’d happily shoot them all in their gross little faces.

This beauty was done by Tom Carruthers, a senior character artist from the UK, probably as a result of too much Strongbow or Fullers or whatever the hell else they drink in England. How else would he have REALLY broken his wrist.

My version of one of the first video game villains, taking the 1978 Space Invaders pixel art and “filling in the blanks”. Fun fact: I modelled him partly with my feet. I broke my left wrist halfway through making him, so instead of pressing CTRL, SHIFT and ALT on the keyboard to navigate in ZBrush, I used foot pedals instead.

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Check out useless talent #345346634 below. Alyssa from Poteau, Oklahoma can literally say any word backwards within 3 seconds. It’s actually pretty neat.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yep. I need blue streaks too.

Ask her if she can say “wasted youth” backwards. Read more…

OK, this is fuckin’ cool. I hate admitting that because this marketing stunt was created by Fox for some superhero movie called Chronicle they’ll be sure to ruin. So, coolness aside, the first thing that comes to mind is, WTF were they thinking? Read more…

If you’re anything like, well, everyone I know, you’ve probably put almost 100 hours into Skyrim by now. As I’ve said before, I don’t really play it because G33KBOT hogs the shit out of the PS3 but, I do watch/talk/think/ about it almost everyday. I get the music stuck in my head, the shouts are second nature, and dragons attack me in my sleep.

This little video shows you how to apply your newly acquired skills if you suddenly find yourself in the real world being chased down by Brian Johnson and his thugs. Apparently, you can just Fus Ro Dah his ass. THUNDERSTRUCK!

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Last year The White Stripes announced their breakup, and after a run of collaborations and production work Jack White is finally stepping out on his own. I’m not going to lie, I’ve been known to make statements like, “Everything Jack White touches turns to gold” but after listening to the single from upcoming album, ‘Blunderbuss’ I’m sticking to it.

Regarding ‘Blunderbuss’ and its first single, ‘Love Interrupted’ Jack says that this is an album he could not have released until now. “I’ve put off making records under my own name for a long time but these songs feel like they could only be presented under my name. These songs were written from scratch, had nothing to do with anyone or anything else but my own expression, my own colors on my own canvas.”

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Star Wars Kinect does not exist…yet.

But, this funny commercial with Chris Pratt and Darth Vader get our nerdboners a-ragin’  with the possibility of running around pwning with a lightsaber that actually does damage.

While the Force FX lightsabers are beyond bad-ass, they can get boring really fast when the only formidable opponent you have is a cat who is not amused by your skills.

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This freaking awesome Darth Jesus comes to us from renowned papercraft designer, Lobulo. From sugar skulls to vaginas, there is nothing this Spanish artist can’t create.

This particular piece of art appeared in Argentinian publication, Göoo Magazine. You can check out all of Lobulo works (including vaginas) on this website, Lobulo Design.

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This is what happens when you have more money than brains. The next time you’re shopping for office furniture, consider this incredibly terrifying, unbelievably awesome, and insanely expensive Octopus Throne of Tentacles that will be sure to strike fear into the hearts of your underlings. Either that or you’ll look like the worlds biggest little mermaid fan.

“Ursula, there’s a call waiting for you on line one. They won’t say anything they just keep breathing into the phone.” Ugh, what does that little red-headed bitch want now? Read more…