Guys guys guys guys! Gals gals gals gals gals! It’s time for the greatest night in CINSSU traditional history! CULLLT NIIIIIGHT! COWABUNGA!
We’re playing some really amazing stuff this year (don’t we always?) so I really feel bad if you have to miss out! First we’ve got everyone’s favorite turtles in half shells TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (Turtle power!)! Then it’s Russian vs. American fighting machines and Chainsaw Robot Dong in ROBOT JOX and finally the ever-crowd-pleasing LADY TERMINATOR!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
After prolonged exposure to radiation, four teenage turtles–Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello–have mutated into ninjas and have begun living in the sewers of a large city.
Under the guidance of a ninja master Splinter the Rat and television reporter April, the Turtles embark on a mission to run crime out of the city and battle the warlord Shredder. Can the turtles hold true to what they’ve learned and stay together as a brotherhood?
Robot Jox
50 years after a nuclear war, the two superpowers handle territorial disputes in a different way. Each fields a giant robot to fight one-on-one battles in official matches, each piloted by a man inside, known as robot jox.
The contest for possession of Alaska will be fought by two of the best. The conscientious Achilles fights for the Americans. Opposing him is a Russian, Alexander, a ruthless and bloodthirsty adversary who has killed his previous nine American opponents. With a traitor feeding the Russians secret weapons information and new, genetically-engineered jox looking to take his place, Achilles faces obstacles at every turn in the hardest battle of his life.
Lady Terminator
A sexually rapacious Asian goddess, known as the “South Sea Queen” thrives off tearing off men’s privates.”Is there any man who can satisfy me?” she asks, even dares the audience. One brave guy decides to take that challenge, and pulls the snake from between her legs.
She vows vengeance on the hero’s great-granddaughter and vanishes into the ocean. Years later, , Tanya, a beautiful young anthropology student researching the legend goes scuba diving to find her underwater castle and is possessed by the bloodthirsty spirit of the Queen!
